you know when youre eating pizza and then all of a sudden the cheese does the thing
I dont want sex, i want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.
Sex is nice too.
I was honestly expecting this to turn into a demonic sacrifice and now I’m disappointed
Thank you hail-meth-smoke-satan
my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
OHMYGOD HE HAS A RETAINER THAT IS SO ADORABLE
I hate it when people try to scare high school students by saying the words “the real world” like shut the fuck up there is no fake world there is only one world and we are all living in it right now whether you have a fucking high school diploma or not
when someone says they don’t think a character could possibly be gay
ask them what would have to be different about that character in order for it to be possible for them to be gay
watch as they do backflips to not seem homophobic
lately ive been noticing a lot of girls have awful self esteem and body image issues, i want to try an experiment. reblog this if you feel negatively about yourself in any way.
Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going
My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe
I wasn’t kidding… dont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper
where did he come from?
where did he go?
HOW DO YOU LOSE AN ENTIRE XBOX
My god Kraft what are you selling me
I don’t know but i’ll take 7
I cannot get enough of this comic sometimes