charmanclers:

you know when youre eating pizza and then all of a sudden the cheese does the thing

(via gotfandomsuperwholock)

(via dontworrylove)

sleepingwithalltimepanic:

hail-meth-smoke-satan:

cuttinguphookers:

bitemehere-touchmethere:

I dont want sex, i want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.

Sex is nice too.

I was honestly expecting this to turn into a demonic sacrifice and now I’m disappointed 

Thank you hail-meth-smoke-satan

(via dontworrylove)

thegoddamazon:

thatfuckingcrowv2:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

Lmfdhhdhfhfdjjsidhd

(via majorsarcasm19)

vodkacupcakes:

OHMYGOD HE HAS A RETAINER THAT IS SO ADORABLE 

(via alunamyth)

Sherlock's sexuality.

Steven Moffat: Sherlock wants sex with women. He just abstains from it.
Benedict Cumberbatch: Sherlock's straight, he just has a bromance with John.
Martin Freeman: Sherlock and John...They're in love.
Mark Gatiss: SHERLOCK'S GAY FOR JOHN. THEY COMPLETE EACH OTHER. FORGET SUBTEXT, LET'S JUST MAKE IT HOMOEROTIC.
#ON A SCALE OF MOFFAT TO GATISS HOW MUCH DO YOU SHIP THEM

freeeebitch:

I hate it when people try to scare high school students by saying the words “the real world” like shut the fuck up there is no fake world there is only one world and we are all living in it right now whether you have a fucking high school diploma or not

(Source: rebelzx, via majorsarcasm19)

semenjolras:

when someone says they don’t think a character could possibly be gay

ask them what would have to be different about that character in order for it to be possible for them to be gay

watch as they do backflips to not seem homophobic

(via bemydean)

lately ive been noticing a lot of girls have awful self esteem and body image issues, i want to try an experiment. reblog this if you feel negatively about yourself in any way.

(Source: d3linquents, via heyjohnimholme)

johnlocked4life:

timelyburden:

timelyburden:

Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going

My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe

I wasn’t kidding… dont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper

where did he come from?

where did he go?

(via iwillbethereforhogwarts)

gokkrider:

HOW DO YOU LOSE AN ENTIRE XBOX

(via anythingyoucanshipicanshipharder)

Before I shower: I DON'T WANT TO SHOWER TOO LAZY FUCK SHOWERING WHO NEEDS TO BE CLEAN ANYWAYS I AM HOBO
After I shower: OH SWEET GEESUS THIS FEELS SO GOOD SO SQUEAKY CLEAN MY BODY IS MY TEMPLE EXPELLIARMUS BACTERIA

chadleymacguff:

yogaboi:

My god Kraft what are you selling me 

I don’t know but i’ll take 7

(via theokayishgatsby)

geekingermany:

I cannot get enough of this comic sometimes

(via city-of-lost-cake)

(Source: lumineon, via iveneverhadnutella)